Five minutes before kick off in a galaxy far, far away.

Soccer, Lightsabers and Daft Punk.



Do you really need more incentive to watch the World Cup starting on Friday?

Write the Future - FIFA World Cup 2010

Just in case you haven't quite picked up World Cup fever yet, here's a little kick in the right direction from Nike.



Matches start on June 11 and stateside, they will be all over ESPN and ABC, as well as on their websites. You can even get blanket coverage in Spanish on the Univision networks.

So break out your vuvuzela, because the global phenomenon that is the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa is here, and all signs point to an epic summer of soccer!

Part of a Complete Breakfast

Apparently corn flakes aren't quite proprietary enough, so word has it that Kellogg's wants to personalize their wares.

Do we really want our food to look as processed as it actually is?


Yuck.

A disturbing sign of the times.

Big River or Big Hose, You Decide.

This summer's Denver Water conservation campaign has been absolutely brilliant.


In case you haven't gotten the message, they're not giving up on your drippy faucet just yet!


Kudos to the clever folks at Sukle Advertising & Design for thinking outside the box this summer!

I'll see you at the debates, bitches.

I can't believe I'm posting anything about the silly Britney Spears - Paris Hilton attack ad, but, I'll be darned, look at Ms. Hilton use her brain cells a bit.

Amidst the nauseating "that's hot" schtick, theres more substance here than in the wrinkly dude's fluffy attack ad.

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There's actually a reasonable energy policy hidden somewhere in her bikini. Must be something in the tanning oils.

Normally I'm a very suaaaave flower...

It comes as no surprise for us Denver dwellers to be told to save our water.

Rarely have they done so quite as cleverly:



Check out the rest of the ads and the swag over at UseOnlyWhatYouNeed from the wet folks over at Denver Water.

Bonus points if you find the reference for this blog post title. The running toilet is pretty darn clever too.

Spread the word, brother, it's a good cause.

Finally! Doublemint Twins I Can Relate To!

There's more of these from NOTCOT, and a more animated version HERE.

If retro is more your thing, you can have a double-splashing good time HERE.